What are things you don't want in a partner?

Crazy, irresponsible, untrustworthy, too-rebellious, overly-sensitive and more dramatic than I am, can't stand up for himself, has no friends, can't make a decision, can't prioritize, thinks that I must do everything for him, can't get off the damn couch during a football game, plays World of Warcraft 24/7 without outside social interaction, doesn't like to go out, no sense of humor, weak.